Retro-Girl 811

havemanymonkeys:

Man, this cat is wack, its got poo brain!

havemanymonkeys:

Man, this cat is wack, its got poo brain!

(via rice-lover)

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university

uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(via ghostwith-a-beatingheart)

retro-girl811:

Mod Spring Fashion

retro-girl811:

Mod Spring Fashion

(via retro-girl811)

nerdymetalhead202:

when someone talks shit about my favourite fandom,

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(via rice-lover)

shardwick:

The great John Candy.

shardwick:

The great John Candy.

(via retro-girl811)

zosotrooper:

"But he’s old enough to be your grandf-"

image

(via retro-girl811)

retro-girl811:

me trying to flirt

retro-girl811:

me trying to flirt

(Source: i-am-heroin, via retro-girl811)

hollyhocksandtulips:

Sophia Loren, Cannes, 1959

hollyhocksandtulips:

Sophia Loren, Cannes, 1959